IBRA is “OURS” NOW

I live in Los Angeles.  My local club team is L.A. GALAXY.

We got “Ibra” now, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

He is “half” of “my people“.  His mother is of Croatian descent.  My father was born in the United States of ethnic Croatian descent.  That makes him part of “my people”.

Zlatan has “MONSTER” game.  I am a GIANT Slavic guy who had HUGE game and skills as a player. I LOVE Ibra in that respect.

BUT I never much “liked” Zlatan has stuck me as a bit of an megalomaniac, prima donna “punk”.  Now he’s MY punk.

His first game for LA Galaxy was “MONSTER”, EVEN “EPIC”.  He has added to his “LEGEND”!  I am THANKFUL we got him. Galaxy needs help after some years of MLS “glory”.

BUT DOES THAT MEAN WE HAVE TO BUILD HIM a “TOWER”?

PSG and Paris refused to rename the Eiffel Tower after him for some strange reason.

We in L.A. already have “towers” in WATTS.

We have a really tall bank tower downtown.

We have a famous music industry tower.

But if we win with Zlatan, I have no problem building an “IBRA-TOWER” if the Galaxy wins something with him.

 

We do have land and space in L.A. But would it be the “right” thing to do?

DO YOU AGREE?

SHOULD WE BUILD an “IBRA TOWER” if LA GALAXY wins something with IBRA LEADING the WAY?

I WOULD LIKE AS MANY of YOU ALL, MY “FAKE” FRIENDS to RESPOND.  PLEASE ANSWER MY “FAKE” SURVEY QUESTION over a FAKE ISSUE on MY FAKE SOCCER BLOG, SO I CAN FAKE PRETEND to REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK.  ENJOY and HAVE a NICE DAY!

P.S. I’M GOING to SKETCH SOME TOWER DESIGNS and DRIVE AROUND L.A. LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL TOWER SITES.  Our soccer crew headquarters is a bar-restaurant is Porter Ranch, Los Angeles, site of a huge natural gas leak by the power company. The smell was TOXIC and OBNOXIOUS.

But come to think of it, Zlatan can be a toxic and obnoxious gas leak.

Maybe we already have the perfect site for the “Ibra-tower”!